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Where to swim in Lebanon

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Women will complain about these 2 chicks not being Lebanese. Men wont even care if it’s a real beach.

While 5 year old kids dreamed of becoming doctors engineers and firefighters, I was aspiring to become a fisherman. Owning a boat, watching sunsets and chasing titties on the Lebanese coast was all part of the master plan. But fate turned out to be a party pooper; it handed me a suit, a corporate job and a tiny little middle finger. Continue reading

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The Sand Storm Alarm in Beirut

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Pack your bag, kiss your pet goodbye and follow me. We’re about to take the sand storm train to Cancerville. All summer long, our government has been piling up garbage next to our homes, shagging nature in the ass and making a Lebanese adaptation of the “La cigale et la fourmie” story.  Continue reading

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