When Myriam Klinkʼs song aired for the first time on OTV that glorious day of June 2012, scientists registered a considerable earth quake around Oum Koultoumʼs grave in the Cairo area. Although no further research was conducted to prove it, people in the neighborhood believed hearing sounds coming from beneath the earth, suggesting the corpse was flipping around itself.
Myriam delivered a jaw dropping performance singing about her cat named Antar, moaning some sounds that Antar himself couldnt generate even if his balls were squeezed, while cat walking her body on stage the way ur drunk girlfriend would do on a naked Japanese Karaoke night (bet half of u r already Googling it….u filthy minded dick heads…so go on)
To say that Myriamʼs song dragged the Lebanese Music Industry to an all time low would be an understatement. Let me depict the picture for you. There is Haifa, then bad singers, then below it comes the wannabe losers with a hit and run epic bad song, then a pile of shit bigger than our governmentʼs debt….then some prostitutes with dick shaped microphones and a handful of daddyʼs issues. Myriamʼs performance dug twice as deep as this list to reach the bottom.
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Forgiving Beirut 
