Rock is Back

Just when the music scene was choking with clouds of incompetence and Klinkimania was taking over the net, the Gods of Rock decided to bestow their finest talents on me. From the same Tube that gloomed my days with songs like “wawa” “bissi bissi naw” and “ I was like baby baby baby oh, Like baby baby baby no, like baby baby baby oh”, comes a clip simple in its melodic intensity and neat in its production.

Ku Klux Klink: How a Lebanese model is terrorising our ears

Not sure which is more painful, getting stabbed, shot then pierced with her high heels, or listening to her new song

So she’s back! Seeking more Internet Buzz. This time there isn’t much to say more than it has been said already.

But isn’t the fact that im buzzing about her considered the pinnacle of hypocrisy? Actually it’s not.

I am here today because I care about your well being. For that I created an ear friendly version of her clip.

After all I know that some men will be obliged to watch this clip for the sole purpose of evaluating the progress made in the domain of freedom of speech for the Arab woman in the middle east. So why not waste 30 minutes of my life to serve this noble cause.

Good Luck

Why Porn Should be Legalized in Lebanon

When it comes to Porn, everybody knows that I am a walking Library. I Love porn. I really do. I love it so much I think they should sell it as Ice Cream flavor. But every now and then I come across an aspiring prosti-singer who’s porn career is in limbo.
And this pisses me off!!
Lara Kay is one of them.
Lara was born in Beirut and raised in (oh come on!!! u dont think I m gonna waste time researching and vommiting her biography…who cares!!!)

More interestingly, Lara stands at 170 cm, busted with 36Ds, blessed with a bullet proof ass, and plastified with over inflated rubber lips ….well at least thats the info I could collect from watching the video…so forgive me if its not 100% accurate. As for the brain, we are quiet certain that it was missing upon her birth.
Who could blame her. Really!

Why Myriam Klink Should Never Be Allowed to Get Near a Microfone

When Myriam Klinkʼs song aired for the first time on OTV that glorious day of June 2012, scientists registered a considerable earth quake around Oum Koultoumʼs grave in the Cairo area. Although no further research was conducted to prove it, people in the neighborhood believed hearing sounds coming from beneath the earth, suggesting the corpse was flipping around itself.

Myriam delivered a jaw dropping performance singing about her cat named Antar, moaning some sounds that Antar himself couldnt generate even if his balls were squeezed, while cat walking her body on stage the way ur drunk girlfriend would do on a naked Japanese Karaoke night (bet half of u r already Googling it….u filthy minded dick heads…so go on)
To say that Myriamʼs song dragged the Lebanese Music Industry to an all time low would be an understatement. Let me depict the picture for you. There is Haifa, then bad singers, then below it comes the wannabe losers with a hit and run epic bad song, then a pile of shit bigger than our governmentʼs debt….then some prostitutes with dick shaped microphones and a handful of daddyʼs issues. Myriamʼs performance dug twice as deep as this list to reach the bottom.

But wait, there is also a negative side to all this