Ku Klux Klink: How a Lebanese model is terrorising our ears

Not sure which is more painful, getting stabbed, shot then pierced with her high heels, or listening to her new song

So she’s back! Seeking more Internet Buzz. This time there isn’t much to say more than it has been said already.

But isn’t the fact that im buzzing about her considered the pinnacle of hypocrisy? Actually it’s not.

I am here today because I care about your well being. For that I created an ear friendly version of her clip.

After all I know that some men will be obliged to watch this clip for the sole purpose of evaluating the progress made in the domain of freedom of speech for the Arab woman in the middle east. So why not waste 30 minutes of my life to serve this noble cause.

Good Luck

Why Myriam Klink Should Never Be Allowed to Get Near a Microfone

When Myriam Klinkʼs song aired for the first time on OTV that glorious day of June 2012, scientists registered a considerable earth quake around Oum Koultoumʼs grave in the Cairo area. Although no further research was conducted to prove it, people in the neighborhood believed hearing sounds coming from beneath the earth, suggesting the corpse was flipping around itself.

Myriam delivered a jaw dropping performance singing about her cat named Antar, moaning some sounds that Antar himself couldnt generate even if his balls were squeezed, while cat walking her body on stage the way ur drunk girlfriend would do on a naked Japanese Karaoke night (bet half of u r already Googling it….u filthy minded dick heads…so go on)
To say that Myriamʼs song dragged the Lebanese Music Industry to an all time low would be an understatement. Let me depict the picture for you. There is Haifa, then bad singers, then below it comes the wannabe losers with a hit and run epic bad song, then a pile of shit bigger than our governmentʼs debt….then some prostitutes with dick shaped microphones and a handful of daddyʼs issues. Myriamʼs performance dug twice as deep as this list to reach the bottom.

But wait, there is also a negative side to all this